Anime Twitter, Sponsored by Funimation: And the Winners Are….

I have spent six of the last 24 hours judging this weekend’s TR contest, so forgive me if I’m a little terse. The things you need to know before you read the results:
? You guys are some funny motherfuckers.
? I’m not doing another “enter as many times as you want” contest for many months, specifically until I forgot how much work they are and how much I hate them.
? I was surprised to discover that picking 10 winners is oddly just as hard as picking two winners. Many, many people could have won; as usual, I had to go with my gut as it’s, you know, my site and everything.
? Much, much thanks to Funimation for offering that pile of copies of Dragonball Level 1.1 Blu-rays for TR’s biggest contest ever. Again, if you didn’t win, please consider actually purchasing the thing, since it contains 17 uncut episodes for only $21, which a pretty incredibly value. Plus, if you have all 800 of the DBZ VHS tapes cluttering up your shelves, the Blu-ray collection is going to clear up a lot of room. Seriously.
All right. Take a few moments to power-up, and then hit the jump when you’re ready.

So many HMs. SO MANY HMS.

Mech5:

KyubeyEmployee: Looking for unlimited magical powers? Your dreams come true? Please contact me. We promise to use your potential. #makeacontractwithme

Someguy:

Kyon: Kissed a girl today!! Not Haruhi!! Haruhi found out. No one is probably left reading this.

Future_King_of_Pirates: Yes I am rubber, yes he is small, and yes I’m sure it would be popular, but we don’t have time for an Angry Reindeer game.

Yugi: Saw guy try to rob store. Ran up and challenged him to Duel Monsters. He punched me.

Thirty-Something-Yugi: @Gramps I had faith in the heart of the cards but Vegas seemed to have more faith. Can you wire some bus fair home now.

Past_Yugi: Thought I solved Millennium puzzle once before. Turns out duct tape doesn’t count as part of the solution.

NielJacoby:

goku(1/30)
@goku: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa(2/30)
goku(18/30)

TheRam:

PlaidSchoolgirlSkirt: Busy week. Just finished my third movie of the day. Got 25 TV shows to film by next Friday. @KneeHighSocks Good luck on your auditions!

SlyDante:

Kagome99: @TeenWoof41 SIT BOY!!!
TeenWoof41: jhutiuigbkuihiuiutr

Pumpkinguts:

TheRealTuxedoMask: Was out with @ SailorMoonShorty today…What’s an Amber Alert???

BlackagarBoltagon:

@HeeroYuy: Target Confirmed @RelenaDarlian, I will kill her

NoMoreSanity:

Super Aryan Hitler: @OKW What the fuck do you mean Britain now has a flying death fortress?

LJDarten:

MyCastleWalksBitches: Why didn’t anyone tell me what the rumors say about me? No wonder I can’t get a date.
MyCastleWalksBitches: Well, there’s @QueenOfTheWasted, but no one’s that desperate.

Ookami0806:

IkariShinji: @Eva02Badass Ummm about that stain on you’re hospital gown…

Gene Hoyle:

Akira28: I can destroy cities in my sleep. Consider casting choices.CAREFULLY America.

goatman2112:

DKNeo_JAPAN@Rain_Miko: HERE I GO. THESE TWEETS OF MINE RBURNING RED, THIER LOUD ROAR TELLS ME TO GRASP VICTORY! ERUPTING BURNING TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!

Sean McLaughlin:

@highschoolzombie appears Zombies don’t appreciate bouncing boobs and panty shots has much has the living

Gene Hoyle:

AnimeStark: @MarvelDis- I am done with this anime shit. All the chicks are jailbait and the booze is hot wine. Tony OUT.

BHS:

LunaMoonKitty: Usagi is bawling and binging on ice cream because the most popular moon princess is now a horse. #goddamnponiesstoleourschtick

Greggory Basore:

JetSetBlack: Here’s hoping WB’s Akira flops so hard that it kills interest in a live action Bebop.

Jingle Scott:

Whiny_mecha_pilot_Kamille: not_char4 Dude, you’re definitely Char. Just admit it.
not_char4: whiny_mecha_pilot_kamille No, I’m just your average mobile suit piot.
Whiny_mecha_pilot_Kamille: @not_char4 Dude, you’re Char
not_char4: 🙁

Rpmarsh:

PrematureGainax: Removed all the blood, sex, drugs, and religious imagery for American Market. Looks like we have enough content for two episodes.

Rpmarsh:

ISawTheLight: Hoping I can get L’s autograph in my notebook

Animation Revelation:

CrimsonKallen: Fucking Britannians taking our jobs and freedoms! We are the 99%! #occupyarea11
OggieOggieOhgi: @CrimsonKallen Preach, girl! Preach! #occupyarea11
WhiteLancelot42: Don’t think occupying Area 11 will do anything good. The Britannians have done their best to help us.
CrimsonKallen: @WhiteLancelot42, NO U SUCK. WE ARE 99% AND WE CAN”T TAKE KNIGHTMARE OPPRESSION NO FUCKING MORE. #occupyarea11

Krakes:

AirWaterEarthFire: What do you mean I’m not an anime
character? Have you seen me?
TeenTitanBooyah: I fee ya, bro.

VampHunterD: O.K, O.K, I’ll take out the Cullens
already. Jeez.

RadEd: @Spike sorry I left @BeBop like that, what’s new?
RadEd: @Spike you there?
RadEd: @Spike hello, hello?
RadEd: @AmnesiaGirl @JetSpeed Tell @Spike Ed said hello.

Zim:

DoyouHaveGuts @GriffithHawk : We get a new anime and you still look like a chick.
GriffithHawk@: Say hi to Casca for me. U MAD BRO?

Sallysparrow:

OTAKUFAN4EVER: @mniteshaman last airbender would’ve done better if u based if off the SUPERIOR japanese original & not the LAME american re-dub !!!1!1 o.O

Gagagalvatron:

Jessie: Prepare for Twitter
James: And make it glitter!
Jessie: To protect the net from boring tweets
James: To dazzle our followers with textual sweets
Jessie: To denounce the evils of @ash and @misty
James: To mess with gender till your knickers are twisty
Jessie: @Jessie!
James: @James!
Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off through the internetz!
James: Surrender now or I’ll do pirouettes!
Meowth: Me-owth! Dat’s…ah, fuck it. I’m off to get a cheezburger

Arachnophobe:

Thegirlinthebox: @Genestarwind: Have you seen this Firefly thing? WTF.

Gern:

Ryuk: Hey @LightYagami, Need to know anything that a shinigami can do that could help at this particular time? #plotconveniences

Gareth Williams:

TheRealDio: @JJStar MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
JJStar: @TheRealDio ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

Rpmarsh:

SailorUranus_yesIknowwhatitsoundslike: sailordyketune did you hear america made us into cousins?
SailorDyketune: So they prefer incest to lesbians? And they say Japan is fucked up.

SailorStarlight1: Wait are we guys who change into girls or do we just dress as
guys?SailorStarlight2: How the hell should I know? I asked for this
girls number at the bar last night and he turned out to be a dude!
SailorStarlight3: You are so gay!
SailorStarlight1: Or a lesbian.

Tri_My_Gun: NRA wanted me to be their new spokesman. FML

Kidplus:

MotokoKusanagi: @Batou I need you tonight.
Batou: @MotokoKusanagi You “need” me?
MotokoKusanagi: @Batou Yeah, I feel like getting wet and I need you there.
Batou: @MotokoKusanagi About time you let me dive in. Been trying to crack that barrier for years.
MotokoKusanagi: @Batou What?
Batou: @MotokoKusanagi O_o You said you want to hook up. Am I missing something here?
MotokoKusanagi: @Batou Dammit, Batou! I meant I’m going swimming tonight. I need you to watch my ass so I don’t sink.
Batou: @MotokoKusanagi *facepalm*
Togusa: @Batou Cancelling our meetup at the firing range. When I asked if you wanted to shoot a few rounds I didn’t mean inside me. lol, dumbass.
Retweeted by Aramaki and 4 others.

Matt Davidson:

Optimus_Prime: Today I rescued a falling space colony. Was greeted by terrified shreiks of “oh my god it’s a gundam”. #FML

RoboKy:

LaFemmeKagero: @KibagamiDaVida about the other night…I think you should get tested im sooo sorry 🙁
KibagamiDaVida: @LaFemmeKagero Wait seriously!?!?! for what?
LaFemmeKagero: @KibagamiDaVida …for poison
st0nedTessai: @KibagamiDaVida LOLZ

Methusael86:

NextHokage99: I just became the mayor of Ichiraku Ramen on @foursquare!
NextHokage99: I just became the mayor of Yamanaka Flowers on @foursquare!
NextHokage99: I just became the mayor of Konoha Hot Springs on @foursquare!
NextHokage99: I just became the mayor of Dango Shop on @foursquare!
NextHokage99: I just became the mayor of Hokage Monument on @foursquare!
OneEyedHatake: @NextHokage99 What did I say about abusing the Shadow Clone jutsu?!

L.S. Ramos:

TheLadyLina: Lord of the Dreams that Terrify,Sword of Cold and Darkness, free yourself from the heaven?s bonds,Become one with my power, one with my bo
NagaTheKnockers: @TheLadyLina NO
TheLadyLina: Shit
SwordyGourry: @TheLadyLina LOL! C-c-c-combo broken!
Z3LG4D1S: swordygourry It’s C-c-c-combo BREAKER dumbass.
TheLadyLina: Seriously, fuck all you guys.

Dylan Grey:

ProfFran: Gonna find out how to make livers work better!
DrBlackJack: @ProfFran SERIOUSLY SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE ON HER LIKE ALL THE POLICE

Chris:

NewGuardianDende: i know i’m the guardian of earth and i’m supposed to care about the welfare of everyone but even i hate #Nickleback

B-mask:

CaptainRedNose: 800,000 followers! OMG thank you soooooo much love to all my flashy guys in the joint
Sogekinguu21: @CaptainRedNose shut the fuck up man who makes up that kind of shit

PhantomSpaceman:

Kamehamehahaha: hey planet i need ur energy for a spirit bomb to kill
@friezahatessaiyans. if i dont get all the energy frieza will kill the earth. thnx for the energys
friezahatessaiyains: Totally survived that bomb thing. I’m thinking of killing one of his friends to show him whose boss. Who should it be?
MrPiccilo: @friezahatessaiyans Krillin. I’d say Yamcha, but….yeah
Vagetagetageta: @friezahatessaiyans Totally kill Krillin. Midgets freak me out
MyDaddyisAwesome: Krillin’s been getting on my nerves
Briefsarebest: @friezahatessaiyans I’m sick of that little pervert, please end him
Roshiist3hmaster:@friezahatessaiyans I’ve never liked Krillin
Popopo-popopopo: friezahatessaiyans Yeah, I’m jumping on the Krillin hate train.
KrillinIsNumbahOne: D: really guys?

Michael Nash:

OfficialKiraTwitter: My loyal followers, ask and ye shall receive. By popular demand, Justin Bieber shall die by midnight next Saturday!

Lucas Seidel:

FullmetalShorty: Just made a twitter acount by using alchemy. I transmuted it out of all the bullshit no one needs to constantly be updated on

AnnArrogance:

Orihime_Inoue: @SubstituteShinigami1 I <3 u.
SubstituteShinigami1: @Orihime_Inoue TITS or GTFO.

marcpatt14:

GoldenVoiceofCromartie: i weish io weere moire mecvhanjicalloy in cl;ined, tyhis ‘tyeitter’ asppears tyo be sduch an iontyerestying tyool.

Asmodeusxi:

LGFamilyMan: @FullMetal @MajorFlame @ARMSTRONG @SuitOfArmor @Hawks_Eye @Lust @Envy @Father HAVE YOU SEEN PICTURES OF MY DAUGHTER?!? LOOK AT MY BABY ALICIA!

rajamitsu:

hungrymonkey: 4 the last time!!!1 im NOT THAT GOKU!!!!1!! stop asking about my power level!!!1
pervykappa: @hungrymonkey so is it over 9000?
hungrymonkey: @pervykappa U R SO DED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
alwayswithasmile: Now, now @hungrymonkey @pervykappa don’t make me turn this Jeep around o_^

hasdaddyissues: Jeez, you get off ONE TIME to someone in a coma and no one ever lets you live it down…

b_brooks_jr: @wild_tiger Stop telling people the “b” is for “bunny”. Seriously.

Steve C.:

NohFaceKillah: Wait… they have me doing WHAT to Sen? But… but… GAAAAAAAH WTF INTERNET #killit #killitwithfire

zlgames:

MindtakerLelouch: Everyone disregard that last tweet. My account was hacked. I’m NOT Zero.

Needlenoggin: @Chapel needs to thoroughly check the quick sand next time. Still in here, Dick.

shortgreenguy: Accidentally made Goku a kid again. Boy, is my face red!#Hindsight2020

Autobot Hot Shot:

TheIncredibleAsuka: Woke up with salad dressing on my face. Very funny, Rei.

Paige:

tehnxthokage: I’m unbeatable! Strongest fighter ever,
yeaaahhh!
deathberryichi: @tehnxthokage lol yeah sure
#couldkickyourass
spiritgunner: @deathberryichi So how’s it feel being a
knockoff? #swordsareforpussies
godmodegoku: @tehnxthokage @deathberryichi @spiritgunner oh, you guys are fighters? didnt
realize. are you supposed to be strong where you come from?
spiritgunner: @godmodegoku FUCK YOU MONKEY BOY
godmodegoku: @spiritgunner huh?
darkdragonmaster: …
#surroundedbyidiots
princeofallsaiyans:
@darkdragonmaster So how’s it feel being a knockoff?

Ry:

PerfectCell: #ihavenever eaten with my mouth

Al:

(Jan Valentine) DeathbyKonami: @BitchinIntegra Im in ur mansion killin ur doodz
Kyle Tresnan:
Professor_Oak: Shoot. What was my grandson’s name again?
MYNAMEISNOTDICKS: @Professor_Oak Granddad, this is why we can’t have nice things

Saintesse Yin:

[Note: Since Final Fantasy VII has an anime adaptation (well, kinda… sorta…), I’m going to use it for my entry because I’m just that much of a sneaky smartass. :3]
Full0fStrife: Just did Tifa for the fifth time today. Zack would be so proud. I wonder what he would have to say.
RealVampsHaveGuns: @Full0fStrife “Brb. Buying you ribbed Trojan condoms.”
Full0fStrife: @RealVampsHaveGuns At least I don’t have to compensate for anything.
RealVampsHaveGuns: @Full0fStrife Says the one who uses a sword larger than he is.
Full0fStrife: @RealVampsHaveGuns That sword is a memento; it proves nothing!

EyeballFrog:

L-ementary: @LetThereBeLight I want you to know, I’m L.
IAmKira: @L-ementary well duh.
IAmKira: Shit, wrong account.

FullMetalElric: @NotFullMetalElric I finally found a new lead on the Philosopher’s Stone. It’s in some place called “Hogwarts”.

Anri: @HeadlessRider Look, this is no way to get ahead in life.
Anri: @HeadlessRider I really wish you wouldn’t lose your head over these things.
Anri: @HeadlessRider I feel the tension between us is really coming to a head.
HeadlessRider: @Anri I will kill you in your sleep

Remand:

RealKrillin: @Floot Why?
Floot: @RealKrillin Piccolo was taken

Ruffy_gear_2:

Berserker: aqired first Loli today, it’s a witch! @Hawk I’ve taken the lead.
Hawk: @Berserker Tied, mine’s a seer.
Berserker: @Hawk Got a mermaid loli today, game’s over.

Kynit:

CrashHunter:@CmdrHayes;@MissMacross eenie, meenie, minie, moe…
CmdrHayes:@CrashHunter AGAIN?!? That’s it; gone lezzing.
TheDolza: @Exedore What is this “lezzing?” Another Micronian superweapon?

Thomas Kelley:

Gantathewoodpecker: Well, all my friends are dead, but at least I get to see the inside of the biggest tourist attraction ever. #winning.

Blueeyeswhitekaiba: @yugipharaoh has been rambling about friendship for half an hour now. Screw friendship, I have money.

Dillon J.:

TotesNotKira: @L you are the winner of the grand prize in Candy Coated Magazine! All you have to do to reclaim your prize is RETWEET WITH YOUR FULL NAME.

Wisewillow:

Taichi: @Kari Hey, who’s that kid @Davis in your class?
Kari: @Taichi Just some dork who rushes into danger, wears goggles, and loves soccer. Wait…OH GOD. Look at this picture!
Taichi: @Kari I think we need to talk to Dad…

Crisco:

Moegirl9000: Fuck this Kanon script. I’m a fox spirit, and I die of Alzheimer’s at age 12? The Azumanga Daioh girls don’t have to put up with this shit.

Isaac Sher:

@CoolShadesSquirtle: Houndoom carcass in alley this morning, Pokeball on burst stomach. This region is afraid of me. Squirtle Squirtle. #Hurm.
@CoolShadesSquirtle: All the Lasses and Bug Collectors will look down and shout, “Squirtle! Use your Water Gun Attack!” And I’ll look up and whisper, “No.”

Sp33df0rc3:

Santoryu4you: RT @GumGumBoy: 3D 2Y

general_apathy:

LowlyHalfBreed, following: 1, followers: 6
LowlyHalfBreed: @ShrineMaidenKikyo stop following me!
LowlyHalfBreed, following: 1, followers: 5

GrimReaper: @KiraIsJustice Rupert Murdoch.
SheLoverOfDeath: @KiraIsJustice George Lucas.
Decepticonartist: @KiraIsJustice Tim from Class B.
KiraIsJustice: FOR THE LAST TIME, MURDERERS ONLY.
SheLoverOfDeath: @KiraIsJustice What about murdering film franchises?
KiraIsJustice: @SheLoverOfDeath …I’ll think about it.

Leah Nardo:

Tokyo_Towah_Powah: New rule – If you’re a magic girl, a mecha, a superhero, or a giant mutated ANYTHING: FUCK OFF WE’RE CLOSED FOREVER. #gotmyshitblownupagain

NateB:

RanmaAnythingGoes: Just found out about periods, FML
HammerMaiden: @RanmaAnythingGoes: that’s what you get for not taking a bath for 28 days

CapsulesnCoffee:

O CaptainMyCaptainTyler: Seriously, how do I keep pulling all these insane victories out of my ass? cause I’m bbbbbb-brilliant motherfuckers

EvilBelldandy: Going to keep blueballing Keiichi XD

MangaChewie:

GUTSforgarters: 🙁 Best friend turned evil and killed everyone. Didn’t see that coming.
Lord_Fento: @GUTSforgarters Really? Nothing tipped you off?

lovesPonyo: wtf is wrong with you people? Yesterday I bring home a fish
with a human face and the only person who notices is the crazy old lady!

Imaninjamothafuckah: @yoshiaki_kawajiri Ninja “Scroll” my ass. There’s not a goddamn scroll anywhere in this
Sosuke movie.

Mark:

AnarchyPanty: Fucked a guy!
AnarchyPanty: Fucked another!
AnarchyPanty: And another! I think I should stop for the week.
AnarchyPanty: Nevermind.

RandomChance:

SalaryPilotAkagi: Got to Rocket-Punch a Heterodyne today. Expense reports took an extra 8 hours to fill out, but totally worth it. Best day of my life.

Mathferland:

Dr. Tenma: Finishing robot boy today. Decided NOT to give him clothes. Better like that. More… pedophile-like.

Kevin Hellions:

GeneStarwind: Hey @toonami I’m going to the Hot Springs Planet Tenrei again. Fuck you!

Frankenpoo:

KickReasontotheCurb: TEAM GURREN MANLY TRANSFORMATION
DDJailbait: MASTODON
DigginmyDrill:AND MY AXE
TheGayOne: MOON PRISM POWER
Antiyoface:AND I’LL FORM THE HEAD
KickReasontotheCurb:I hate all of you

James Strocel:

KenShirAwesome: Ran into a bunch of bikers who didn’t plan on exploding today. They planned wrong.

And now, finally, the winners! Since there are so many, forgive me if I skip commenting on all of them this time…

Jin Royale:

GottaCatchEmAllRed: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S 649 NOW FUCKIN BULLSHIT

Spacegrass:

Alucard: How many people do I have to kill before they stop calling me “Carmen Sandiego”?

JaymusYawsley:

Sanonoke: So the forest god is gone? Well, at least now we can move on and work together. #wewillneverforget
Yacool_Rider4357: @Sanonoke And our scars (both literal and figurative) will attest to the parts we played, both good and ill. #wewillneverforget
IronLadyEboshi: @Sanonoke @Yacool_Rider4357 yes, but neither one of you LOST AN ARM TO A GIANT WOLF’S HEAD #wewillneverforget #ourarms #iwishyouhadleprosy

Lonestarr:

@DatDemonDawg: @FutureTsundere Kagome!
@FutureTsundere: @DatDemonDawg Inuyasha!
@DatDemonDawg: @FutureTsundere Kagome!
@FutureTsundere: @DatDemonDawg Inuyasha… *faints*
@DatDemonDawg: @FutureTsundere Kagome!
@Itinerant_Monk: Melodrama, dear boy. The fangirls love it.
@SheWhoHuntsDemons: @Itinerant_Monk *Slap*
@FluffySessh: Your heroes, ladies & gentlemen. 

Okay, one note: Lonestarr here also had a hilarious and oddly appropriate Twitter chorus of Tenchi Muyo girls singing “Hey Jealousy” which was magnificent but far too long to be republished here.

Michael Gleboff:

StudGrumman: Hey @RizaHawkeye @LtRebecca, just joined Twitter. What’s crackin, send me pix
StudGrumman: @RizaHawkeye did you know that @fuhrermustang has a small dong. LOL.
StudGrumman: Met young new blonde girl, tried to get digits. No dice. Apparently Full Steel or w/e has that shit on lockdown. #nicebro
StudGrumman: Bradley’s wife just found out he was a homonculus. Going to see her, might score. #wishmeluck
StudGrumman: WTF I THOUGHT SHE DIDN’T HAVE A KID ANYMORE WTF WTF
StudGrumman: #followfriday @olivier_north, hey what are you doin tonight 😉 😉 😉
StudGrumman: @LtRebecca remember this? U no u liked it http://tiny.cc/530xz

Xenomorph:

Mushi-ShiGinko: HOLY SHIT @RURAL JAPAN, KEEP YOUR GRAIN DRY! I’M SICK OF YOU MAKING ME DEAL WITH YOUR CONSTANT TRIPPING BALLS! #ErgotFungi

StellaWanderer:

@SaruMan: @MKusanagi2501 terminate the dive @Ishikawaii
thinks there’s something going on in The Net
@MKusanagi2501: I thought what I’d do was pretend to be one
of those deaf-mutes.
@Mateba4Lyfe: I thought what I’d do was pretend to be one of
those deaf-mutes.
@BoomBoomBatou: I thought what I’d do was pretend to be one
of those deaf-mutes.
@Ishikawaii: : I thought what I’d do was pretend to be one
of those deaf-mutes.
@LOLOtoko: @SaruMan #derp #lolowned #umadbro

Astrokender:

Gohan_kun: Aliens arrived on earth. I’m sure the six months I spent completely cut off from human contact has prepared me for saving the world.
Gohan_kun: @PETA it’s not animal cruelty if you do it to survive!
Gohan_kun: I met w/ @DEDbtDAD ‘s friends: Bald Midget, Large Baldy w/Three Eyes, Floating MiniMime (bald), & Loud Annoying Man w/Lots of Hair.
Gohan_kun: After observing @LeanMeanGreen (bald as well), am suspecting comrades are part of a cult.
Gohan_kun: Well, @DEDbtDAD back from dead. Was given half a magic bean and am shooed off along with Bald Midget while Father deals with aliens.
Gohan_kun: Got halfway home before realizing was tricked by @DEDbtDAD. Aliens much preferable to Mother. Making quick U turn back to battlefield.
Gohan_kun: Arrive back at battle to discover Giant Scary Ape in place of Small Alien Troll Doll. Maybe Mom’s not so bad….
Gohan_kun: Agreed to be bait and save Father while Bald Midget attacks safely from behind. Have strong urge to kick Midget in bald little head.
Gohan_kun: Bald. Midget. Fails. Miserably. Got saved by hitherto unknown Loud Fat Guy.
Gohan_kun: Loud Fat Guy coward. Bald Midget useless. Father half-squished. Saving world up to yours truly. Yippie.
Gohan_kun: Becoming target practice for Alien Troll Doll. This day is really going downhill.

Dongtacular:

Aizen: @ToplessRobot I won this contest 100 years before you even thought about it #trollface

These nine, intensely clever people will win a copy of Dragonball Z: Level 1.1 on Blu-ray, courtesy of Funimation. But what about the grand prize winner?

Zim:

@E.Elric: O GOD IT’S PEOPLE

Yeah, I don’t expect everyone to agree with me, but no entry made me laugh harder. The all caps, coupled with the total lack of context… no other entry seemed quite so Twitter=y to me as Zim’s entry, so he gets a ridiculous Dragonball Z skateboard, one good DBZ figure, one terrible DBZ figure… and the Level 1.1 Blu-ray, too.

And that, my fellow Z warriors, is that. I hope you enjoyed this rare anime specific contest, and again, much thanks to Funimation for being so generous. Also, congrats to the winners and thanks as well to everyone who entered. If any of you guys decide to start some of these accounts on Twitter, be sure to let me know. I’d happily follow StudGrummen and the oddly clinical Gohan_kun, among others.