Three Things I Don’t Care About Becuase the New Avengers Posters Make Me So Happy
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?1) The incredibly funky pose Tony Stark is in.
2) That Loki gets an “A” poster over a more-deserving hero, like Agent Coulson (or even Maria Hill. But mostly Agent Coulson).
3) That Mark Ruffalo’s Bruce Banner looks uncannily like a seasick Edward James Olmos.
Indeed, I don’t care about any of these things, because these new Avengers posters give me an erection right in the nerdiest centers of my brain, depriving blood from all the other parts, all of which I use to bitch about things that don’t meet my nerdy expectations. If I start saying nice things about other nerd shit I normally hate for more than four hours, please, someone contact a physician for me. Or send me a clip from a Bayformers movie. That should probably do the trick. (Via Comics Alliance)
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.