Twitch dug up this Japan exclusive trailer for John Carter, complete with an introduction by director Andrew Stanton, and I think it’s actually the best trailer yet. It sets up John Carter’s backstory and arrival on Mars much more clearly, has a few new but equally exciting action scenes, and… well, it’s just pretty darned good, is all. And that’s the kind of hard-hitting nerd news and critical analysis you get here on Topless Robot. You’re so very welcome.
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