Mvengers, Mssemble

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Things I learned by watching this new Russian trailer for Avengers:
? Apparently it won’t be called “Avengers” in Russia but “????????,” which means instead of a pointy “A” there’s a pointy “M”, and this is freaking me out
? Loki is rocking a mullet now
? Sam Jackson sounds even cooler when dubbed into Russian
? I think that was Cobie Smulders as Maria Hill for about 1/4 of a second, walking away from the camera, after Colson does his thumbprint ID and then Black Widow walks into SHIELD
? I’m still super fucking excited for this movie even though all promotional materials refuse to tell me what the goddamned plot is