Mvengers, Mssemble
Things I learned by watching this new Russian trailer for Avengers:
? Apparently it won’t be called “Avengers” in Russia but “????????,” which means instead of a pointy “A” there’s a pointy “M”, and this is freaking me out
? Loki is rocking a mullet now
? Sam Jackson sounds even cooler when dubbed into Russian
? I think that was Cobie Smulders as Maria Hill for about 1/4 of a second, walking away from the camera, after Colson does his thumbprint ID and then Black Widow walks into SHIELD
? I’m still super fucking excited for this movie even though all promotional materials refuse to tell me what the goddamned plot is
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.