The RZA Is “The Man With the Very Violent Kung Fu Movie”

Remember a time before Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? When kung fu flicks were insane and violent, instead of being somber “martial arts cinema”? The Wu-Tang Clan’s RZA does, which is presumably made The Man with the Iron Fists, which is about The RZA travelling to Imperial China to punch a dude’s eye out of his fucking head, among other fighting, fucking and incredible acts of violence. Oh, and there’s a dude who turns to gold and Lucy Liu has a fan that she can throw like Captain America’s shield, except it has blades on it and she throws it at people’s throats. And did I mention the sex?

I think I can say without fear of hyperbole that Iron Fists will be one of the greatest movies ever made.