TR Contest: Things Overheard in the Warner Bros. DC Movie Department
I’ve had a bit of fun with the section of Warner Bros. that runs the movie based on DC comic properties, mainly because they are mouth-breathing morons who couldn’t couldn’t be trusted to wipe their own asses if the mountains of cocaine they do on a daily basis didn’t render it unnecssary to eat solid foods… metaphorically speaking. I mean, we only hear about some of the insane stuff they do — giving up making DC movies until 2015, turning down Joss Whedon’s Wonder Woman, hell, asking Ben Affleck to direct Justice League was technically the best idea they’ve had in forever. But what don’t we hear about? Which of their brilliant ideas hasn’t gotten past the “planning” stage? Have they even heard of anybody other than Batman and Superman? Do they even know how to work their computer? I’d love to be a fly on the wall in that office,.