Why Are People Still Vacationing on Dead Island?

Dead Island, the mediocre zombie game with the shit-wrecking trailer, is getting a sequel, and the sequel has a trailer. This trailer for Dead Island Riptide, as it’s called, will absolutely not wreck your shit, unless you have some kind of visceral emotional response to people with weird faces blowing themselves up. I don’t. Hey, if you can afford a boat and a tropical vacation in this economy, I say you probably deserve to be eaten by zombies at the very least.