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Nicely Played, Prometheus Blu-Ray/DVD Release


I have to give bonus points to whoever thought up the tagline for the Prometheus DVD/Blu-ray release, which hits next week: “Questions will be answered.” It’s the perfect way to indicate the movie made no sense while providing plausible deniability that you’re acknowledging that the movie made no sense. “No, Prometheus answers all your questions about Alien! But if you just happened to find Prometheus a confusing mess, well, I would imagine the DVD/Blu-ray release will answer your questions in that regard. But I totally only meant it the first way. Oh, and that thing I said earlier about Prometheus answering all your questions about Alien? By all I mean some, and by some I mean still have no fucking clue why Prometheus sets up 90% of Alien but not all of it.”