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Star Wars Angry Birds Is Confusing

Star Wars Angry Birds Is Confusing

By October 29, 2012 Movies, Video Games 0 Comment


So many questions:

1) Does anger still lead to the dark side?
2) If so, does this mean all the birds are going to turn into Sith?
3) And if the piggies aren’t angry, doesn’t this technically make the piggies the good guys?
4) What are the piggies stealing in this scenario, anyways? Are Luke, Leia and Han having copies amounts of babies that the Empire is stealing?
5) How is George Lucas going to show scenes of people getting their hands chopped off if no one has any hands?

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.