? I kind of forgot that Halo 4 was a thing that was happening, but here’s a new trailer consiting entirely of in-game footage (mostly cut-scenes, though) that prove once and for all that yes, Halo 4 is a thing that is happening.
? If you were wondering of the U.K. trailer for Assassin’s Creed III would as biased towards England as the American trailers have been pro-U.S.A., turns out… they’re not. They’re still full of Connor killing the shit out of redcoats. The only difference I think is the U.K. trailer includes a scene of Connor kicking an English soldier in the nards, which seems a little antagonistic to me. (Via Gamma Squad)
? The name of this game is Dudebro? – My Shit Is Fucked Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It’s Straight-Up Dawg Time and yes, that is Jon “Duke” St. “Nukem” John doing the voice. That is all the information you need. (Via Kotaku)
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