The True Consequences of Global Warming Are Revealed
And they involve a pissed off Captain Planet turning people into trees! We’ve seen this kind of behavior from the once noble Cap’n before, yet it seems that things like fracking and the public’s indifference towards Arbor Day have really pushed him over the edge. Even if you could harness the environmental compassion of a million Al Gores you still wouldn’t be able to stop Captain Planet’s mission to transform all of mankind into greenery. Basically, we’re all fucked. How’s that for an inconvenient truth?
UPDATE: Funny or Die just released another chronicle of the Captain’s reign of terror. Check it out here.
About The Author
Chris Cummins is a pop culture writer and Archie comics historian who has contributed to The Robot's Voice, Den of Geek US, Philebrity, Geekadelphia, Uproxx, and Unicorn Booty. He is the co-producer and co-host of Nerd Nite Philadelphia, and is regularly involved in producing and hosting New York Super Week events. In 2014, Chris began Sci-Fi Explosion, a mix of live performance, trivia and funny clips celebrating the weirdest in science fiction that regularly travels around the United States. He wrote the introductions to the compilations Archie's Favorite Comics From The Vault and (with Paul Castiglia) Archie's Favorite High School Stories. You can find Chris on Twitter at @bionicbigfoot and @scifiexplosion.