Remember, Kids: Zombie Apocalypses Aren’t Real
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There are any number of reasons why an attack of George Romero-style zombies couldn’t actually happen, from the dogs that would love to eat them some fresh bones to the fact that, well…dead things just don’t fucking come back to life and start eating. That’s what we call a “conceit.”
So if a local TV station tells you that it’s actually happening, as one in Great Falls, Montana did – don’t believe them. It was almost certainly the work of hackers.
Unless that’s just what the powers-that-be want you to think…
h/t Someguy
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist