KISS Hello Kitty to be a TV Show

Wait, what?


How do you even…?

I just…?



“four Kiss x Hello Kitty characters living their rock ‘n’ roll dreams and bringing pink anarchy to every situation they are in.”

It’s coming to Hasbro’s The Hub network, as if to prove an Uno TV show isn’t the craziest idea you’ll here today from a toy company.

Will it be the perfect show for both metalhead teens and their kid sisters whose doll heads constantly get pulled apart by same? I doubt it.

Better question: what WOULDN’T Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley do for a buck?

Oh, and “pink anarchy”? I know nothing says anarchy to me like two massive corporate entities merging incongruent brands to make a quick buck. Disney isn’t pretending to be anarchic.