More Twisted than Fan Fiction: Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles

Picture what you’re already thinking Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will be like.

Now imagine that crossed with the grossest fan fiction you can imagine involving them.

And now – only if NOBODY else is around to see your monitor – behold, if you dare, the animated “2 Girls, 1 Cup” of Ninja Turtledom, courtesy of Fox ADHD.

Never again will you claim George Lucas raped your childhood after you see what this cartoon does with heroes in a half-shell.