Buy Gary Busey’s Farts


Gary Busey – the actor, the icon, the massive headcase – has a thing he does called “Buseyisms,” where he’ll draw a little picture, come up with an acronym that’s usually amateur philosophy 101 (LOVE – Living On Victorious Energy) and sell it to you, with or without his autograph on it.

I think he may be running out of ideas.


Playing word games is supposed to head off senile dementia, but unfortunately for Gary, I don’t think it cures any other kind. Or maybe that’s fortunate – like The Iron Sheik, Busey is finding new career juice in being insane, and I’m pretty sure he knows it.