I Figured Grumpy Cat For a Hard Liquor Drinker, Myself
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Introducing Grumpuccino, an actual coffee drink that you can follow on Twitter.
Their ad slogan is “It’s Awfully Good (TM).” In practice, regardless of quality, they’re going to have to deal with a ton of customers going “I had that once. It was awful.” I would have thought branded tartar sauce might make more sense, since coffee is supposed to make you less grumpy.
So what Internet memes deserve more appropriate tie-ins? Afro-Ninja aspirin? Numa numa throat lozenges? Ermagerd Girl Toothpaste? Ocean Spray Abraxas Cram-Apple?
h/t James.k.Polk, because Canadian.Scott is apparently slipping.
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist