GIVEAWAY: Mario-Style Bowser Shell Backpack & T-Shirt
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Via our friends at 80sTees.com comes some Mushroom Kingdom merchandise we’re pretty sure you’ll want to jump on, possibly with fiery abandon. The Ninja Turtles may have ultimately owned the ’90s, but it was these shellishly aggressive critters that owned our asses over and over on the old NES. I have samples of these in hand and can attest to their quality – now it’s your turn to come get some.
To have a shot at getting this Bowser gear free, simply answer this question in comments below, as often as you wish:
Let’s say Michael Bay – or any other director that obviously knows little about the property – decides to reboot the Super Mario Bros. movie. Describe to me a scene from that film, casting whoever you wish.
Contest runs through Aug. 13th. I’d end it sooner but my wedding week’s coming up and you might as well use the extra time I won’t have to judge.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist