Jughead Needs to Give Sabrina a Hamburger ASAP


While we are on the subject of Archie comics it should be noted that Sabrina the Teenage Witch has gone from looking like this:


To this:


Yes, this is how Sabrina will appear in the Hub Network’s upcoming Sabrina: Secrets of a Teenage Witch, which premieres on October 12th. Judging by her waistline, I’m guessing said secrets include binging and purging. And is she twerking in that picture? Oh for fuck’s sake. Voicing Sabrina this time around will be Ashley Tisdale, so yeah, this probably isn’t for us. Sorry I mentioned it. (Via TV Line)