Aaron Eckhart is Sassy Frankenstein

That’s what they’re saying these days rather than sexy, right?

Anyhow, Frankenstein’s monster is known for being slow moving and ugly, so of course in I, Frankenstein, he looks like Aaron Eckhart and has super powers (the idea is that over 200 years, his stitchy scars eventually healed. Dunno about the super powers). And he fights angels. Plus maybe he fights Bill Nighy too, because the producers of Underworld know Bill Nighy.

I am shocked by how utterly unmoved I am by all the spectacle. Either I’m really just getting too old for some of this stuff, or it really is just a mediocrity. Possibly both.