Is Artoo Gonna Have to Smack a B**ch?
Sorry, Conan O’Brien – there’s a new O.G. Pimpbot in town, and he’s Pimp2-D2. I’m astonished Disney lawyers are okay with it, but hey, they’re also letting that Escape From Tomorrow movie, shot secretly inside the Disney parks, go free.
Is it worth fifty bucks just for a cheap sight gag? Well, if you ask my wife, little hats make everything better. Not sure where she stands on canes and capes, but I will say that with his tiny mechanical arms, R2 can’t smack a ho that hard.
Pimpin’ Threepio would scare me more. It’s the neurotic ones who are more liable to do something stupid.