Ron Burgundy Sells out, Pitches Dodge Durango
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Here I thought the man had integrity. That he’d stay classy. That he wasn’t just some drunk who reads whatever he’s told to read.
I was, apparently, a complete moron. How could I have missed all the signs?
And yet…that hair! That gravitas! I think I’m compelled to buy whatever he’s selling nonetheless. Check out his Dodge commercials after the jump, and see if you can resist what no woman ever could*.
*according to Mr. Burgundy, whom I really should have no reason to doubt.
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Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist