William Shatner’s “Goldilocks and the Three Bears”


Somehow, William Shatner sounds more elegant than your average dirty minded old man, but that doesn’t mean he’s any less of one. Here, his take on a classic tends to veer off script quite a bit, and by the time he’s referring to Red Riding Hood as “Riddled Tit Groin Hole” you may wonder about your sanity.

Still…Shatner saying “Riddled Tit Groin Hole.” You don’t hear that every day.

That phrase and more after the jump.