New Jupiter Ascending Trailer Is Some Holy Sh*t Level Epic
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In the words of the Wachowskis’ most famous movie…
“Go Speed Racer Go!”
Wait, that’s not right. What I meant to say was…
“Whoa.”
I could be a cynic and point out that they’ve been semi-disappointing lately, or make some snide remark about how nice it is for the Naboo tourist industry that they got to be in a movie again. But really, I’m rooting for this, because big, imaginative, expensive sci-fi based on original concepts is what we need. Please don’t suck