Dammit, David Hasselhoff Changed his Mind About Selling Scary, 13-Foot Replica of Himself
Curses! My plans to own the beauty above have been foiled again!
Following a ton of free publicity that anybody auctioning off a giant screaming self-replica would get, the Hoff has withdrawn the item above from auction.
Whether this was out of shame, jealousy, desire to jack the price even higher or fear of what a voodoo doctor or Abraxas might do to his effigy…we’ll never know.
All I know is I’m gonna have to build my own instead.