Holy Balls, This Titanfall Toy Is Mind-Blowing


When I heard that a Hong Kong company I wasn’t familiar with called threezero was doing Titanfall toys, I did not expect much. Then I saw this. I will treat you to my approximate thought processes as they promptly ensued:

“Eh, looks like a miniature. Nice paintjob though.”

“It’s not a miniature? Okay, a statue then.”

“Fully poseable, you say. Like a small gashopon toy, though, right?”

“20.5 inches tall. I…I…I…excuse me. [excitedly vomits, or at least thinks about it]”

“6-inch fully articulated pilot. No. There’s no way. Really?”

“So…this is the same scale as Star Wars Black and Marvel Legends. I can have Luke Skywalker drive it if I…want…to [faints]”

No price is yet announced, but I’m expecting somewhere between the approximate figures of “don’t ask” and “don’t tell.”