Puppets, Toys

Good: This Is One of the Most Detailed Action Figures Ever. Bad: It’s Dennis Rodman



Two headsculpts. Ten alternate hairdos. Complete formal attire as well as multiple flamboyant outfit pieces. Eleven alternate hands. Don’t you wish YOUR favorite character got this kind of treatment in plastic?

I’d ask who in the blue hell would pay $265, or even $5, and I know you’ll all say North Korean Stupreme Leader Kim Jong-Un – but why would he bother when he can manipulate, pose and toy with the real thing? In fact, the only appeal I can think of with this toy is that, like our favorite spoiled-brat dictator, we’ll now get to play with Rodman too. And never be ronery again.