I READ YOUR FANFIC: JULIA’S REVENGE! “Mattel High”
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In retaliation for last week’s Winnie-the-Pooh fanfic, Julia tries to get revenge on Luke and Greg by finding a Barbie fanfic that’s completely PG and relentlessly boring. But things don’t go quite as planned, and the sabotages kick in around the 6-minute mark…
Title: “Mattel High” by keelykelly
Logline: An insanely large number of different characters, including fairies, giants and normal people, go to Mattel High. None of them is Barbie, but Julia doesn’t know that yet.
Acts Involved: Fisting, felching, cramming…nah, just kidding. It’s PG. I just wrote those for search-engine optimization.
Participants: There’s like 20 of them, and they’re all made-up.
The Live Reading…
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist