New Dwayne Johnson Hercules Trailer Does Not Rock My World


Maybe one day we can get a movie about the son of Zeus that’s accurate to the Greek mythology – which would start by calling him Herakles, include his possible gay relationships, and end with him dying from a vest soaked in hydra’s blood.

This is not that day. But if you were hoping for an updated version of the Lou Ferrigno movies with better special effects, and Brett Ratner doing a Stephen Sommers impersonation as director…you’ve come to the right place.

I guess I have to just embrace the cheese…again.