I READ YOUR FANFIC! Harry Potter in “HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
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Title: “HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” by Secondpillow
Logline: I have no goddamn idea. It starts with Harry Potter and Dobby skullfucking people with groinsaws, then moves on to hats being thrown into space and the history of America as told by insane people.
Acts Involved: Skullfucking, groinsaws, cannibalism, demon rape, vomit, disembowelment, menstruation, decapitation, space vaginas, murder of planets, vampirism, beastiality, sex with dragons, implied racism, incest, BDSM, cross-dressing, crying fetish, “rape ape,” diaper fetish, castration…but in more innocent and weird ways than you’d think.
Participants: Harry Potter, Dobby, Ray Bradbury, various made-up characters whose names keep changing.
The Live Reading/Performance…
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist