Twilight to be Revived…by the Aptly Named Mr. Burns


Yes, the vice-chairman of Lionsgate is named Mr. Burns. And he is just as nefarious as his alter-ego, having greenlit five Twilight short films that will be debuting on…Facebook.

“This is the just the beginning — a template, if you will,” Mr. Burns added. “You can probably guess what might be coming next.”

I sure can. You’ll twiddle your fingers and go “Ehhhhhxcellent.” Then you’ll block out the sun.

Smithers will enjoy seeing more of Edward Cullen, though, I’m sure.