You Need This Toy of a Penguin Dressed as Judge Dredd


Sorry, Penguins of Madagascar…smiling and waving won’t cut it with this guy. He’s cute, but don’t mistake those fearsome flippers for happy feet. This peng-wing (TM Cumberbatch) may not be able to take to the air, but he can fly your ass to the slammer, because in Antarctica City One, he is the law. The very, very cute law.

Oh, and since he’s not articulated, he can’t actually point the gun at you. Unless he’s lying down, looking up at the stars. Don’t count on them distracting him.