R2-D2 Seeks True Love With a Mailbox, Like I Think We All Have at Some Point


I have so many questions about this short film:

-Artoo’s not gay? And spoken for by a certain fussy, sparkly dude?

-Artoo serves drinks from inside his body now? What happened to the tray he used on the Sail Barge?

-Artoo backs down from a fight? The droid who was willing to tangle with Yoda over a flashlight, knowing full well he was a Jedi master?

-What is this “Mail Box” of which you speak? And why do people put paper things inside it?