The Top 10 Ways This Site Will BE BLOCKED FOREVER!

I WARNED YOU!

You didn’t believe me. I said I’d block you forever. And now, unless I get A HUGE PRIZE for my award-winning drawing above, YOU WILL PAY.

You like stupid lists here, RIGHT? Okay then, here’s a list for you.

1. NAILING MY EYES SHUT.

THAT’S RIGHT. How can I read your stupid posts if my eyes are PERMANENTLY CLOSED? I can’t, THAT’S HOW!

2. I am POSTING a picture of STAN LEE over my MONITOR SCREEN!

Really, I should of thought of this EARLIER. It will of course be a picture drawn by me, TUPPER ADAM. And it will win AWARDS EVERYWHERE, at sites where they don’t think I’m a HUGE DOUCHE. Yes, THOSE EXIST.

3. EVERYTHING HERE.

Accept I DON;T HAVE A MUSTACHE. The video gets that WRONG.

4. THIS IS STUPID.

My VOICE is WAY HIGHER.

5. STAN LEE’S BOWEL MOVEMENTS.

They’re better than yours. And mine. Because I HAVE NONE. None. THAT’S RIGHT.

6. PAINT.

EVERY TIME you stupid people try to post something, I WILL PAINT OVER IT. Probably in BLACK PAINT.

Or maybe red sometime, JUST TO CHANGE IT UP.

7. MEMORY REMOVAL.

I plan on SELECTIVELY DELETING all memories that this site EVEN EXISTS.

How, you ask? By CAREFULLY TARGETED hits to the head WITH A BALL-PEEN HAMMER.

i HEAR that IT REALLY WORKS.

8. GOING BLIND.

Masturbation still does that, RIGHT?

9. FUCK THIS LIST, I’M BORED ALREADY.

Don’t EVEN BOTHER commenting below, as I WILL NOT READ your responses. bY THE TIME YOU READ THIS, i WILL already be TAKING THE MEASURES enumerated above.

See you IN HELL.