This Star Wars Celebration Jack in the Box Is a Bit Sluggish
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| starwars.com |
Suggestion for future Star Wars merchandise: make one of those long, strap-like things that holds a person’s pants up, and decorate it with images of large space rocks. Et voila – you have yourself an asteroid belt.
In the meantime, and speaking of asteroids, here’s an awesome jack in the box that will be available at Star Wars Celebration. When you find yourself forking over the money for it, just keep saying “This is no cave. This is no cave. I always planned to buy it. I am not caving…”
Hey, I’m not (My)nockin’ ya for it.
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