Star Wars: Battlefront Causes the Rapture in Bizarre New Left Behind-Style Ad


This one commercial is already better than any Left Behind movie – and probably bigger budgeted too. Not to mention Anna Kendrick is more believable than either Kirk Cameron or Nicolas Cage ever were.

It seems that when Battlefront hits, we will all disappear bodily, leaving our clothes behind, to rematerialize in Nerd Heaven, which is to say the Star Wars universe. Those who stay behind will be subject to the Tribulation – of merely having to watch the movie, rather than live it. I can only presume the next step is Jesus returning to restore ethics in video game journalism.