The Death Star Waffle Maker Ensures a Fully Armed and Operational Breakfast


No need to find the unguarded thermal exhaust port this time around – today’s Death Star is vulnerable merely to your teeth, tongue, and highly grateful stomach. Many waffle batters died to bring you this information. So cut the chatter, look at the size of that thing on your breakfast plate, and let’s chow down on this thing so we can all go home.

Or until this gets replaced on ThinkGeek by a waffle-maker based on the new, probably unimproved, certainly bigger Death Star-type-thing on the Force Awakens poster.