The G.I. Joe Cast Revealed, and Uh…Hoo Boy
Credit where credit’s due?the magnificent WWTDD has a huge exclusive in pics of most of the live-action G.I. Joe movie cast in their outfits. You should totally go over there to see the pics as is just and right, but since their site is running slower than hell, I’m giving you one. Anyways, hey! It’s Storm Shadow and the Baroness!
…yeah. I promise you that this maskless Storm Shadow and glasses-less Baroness are the best of the bunch (there’s a pic of Storm shadow in a white suit that makes him look like he’s running a southern plantation and a pic of the Baroness in big sunglasses that just makes me want to cry). If you make it onto WWTDD, you can see Duke in the same boring unnecessarily detailed body armor as Scarlett, Ripcord in the same boring unnecessarily detailed body armor as Duke, Cover Girl looking just absolutely nothing like Cover Girl (TR buddy Sean points out she looks like the first Becky from Roseanne in camo), a few more shots of Snake Eyes and Scarlett and an okay General Hawk.
So…yeah.
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.