Detroit Metal City, the Most Metal Place on Earth
Alas, poor Quantum of Solace trailer. You had the misfortune of coming just before the gents at Japanator found the trailer for the live-action Detroit Metal City trailer, and now I totally don’t care about you. If you don’t remember, DMC is about a kindly kindergarten teacher who joins a utterly obscene metal band. as the trailer shows, there’s metal 6-yearold girls, a cameo by Gene Simmons and a song whose lyrics are exclusively made up of the word “Fuck.” Now that Death Note is ending this Saturday, I need this awesomeness to come fill the hole in my life. Please, dying anime industry! Don’t let me down!
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.