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What’s Worse Than a Twilight Motion Comic?

What’s Worse Than a Twilight Motion Comic?

By November 5, 2009 Comics, Miscellaneous 0 Comment


Answer: a Twilight author Stephanie Meyer motion comic. Seriously. Bluewater Productions, the guys who’ve been putting out those biographical comics of famous people, did one on Meyer not too long ago, and because of whatever pact they had with their dark, evil god, the Meyer one is getting the moron motion comic treatment. The trailer is up above, starring what I believe is Dracula narrating her preposterously boring life story, and I defy you you sit through all four minutes. Before Dracula even spoke, I was praying for a sparkly dildo that I could bludgeon myself unconscious with. (Via Comics Alliance)

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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.