Firefly Always Packs Too Much


?I’ve oohed and aahed over Sideshow’s 12-inch G.I. Joe figures before, but looking at their newest release, Firefly… well, ooh and fucking aah. Not only is he a great looking figure — and mad as hell, if his furrowed brow is any indication — but look at all that shit he comes with! From ToyNewsI:

? Pro Body 1.1 with over 30+ points of articulation
? Firefly portrait
Detailed grey camouflage top with hood

? Detailed grey camouflage pants

? Detailed belt

? Goggles

? Tactical kneepads

? Boots

? Grey waterproof gaiters

? Grey knit top

? SMG magazine pouch

? Triple magazine pouch

? Radio pouch

? Compass pouch (x2)

? SMG with silencer

? SMG magazines (x4)

? Boot knife with sheath

? Flash bangs (x2)

? Smoke grenades (x2)

? Backpack

? Fragmentation grenades (x5)

? Mines (x4)

? Suitcase bomb

? Radio detonator

? Three sets of interchangeable gloved hands

? 12-inch display base with Cobra logo

? Sideshow Exclusive: I.E.D. (Improvised Explosive Device) accessory

Who needs two fucking compass bags?! Madness. I have no idea how any Joe fan could resist these things, assuming they weren’t flat broke. If you aren’t broke, you can pre-order him here.