Se?or Alan Moore Es Muy Loco

My Spanish is non-existent, but I’m pretty sure that means “Spanish Alan Moore is very crazy.” Of course, a Spaniard doing a weird Alan Moore impression for no discernible reason is still significantly less weird than the actual Alan Moore, even if that Spanish Alan Moore summons silly hats out of nowhere and eats pages from V for Vendetta. E for Effort, Spanish Alan Moore, but why don’t you try worshiping a few ancient snake goods and get back to us. (Via New York)