Who says eldritch horrors beyond imagining can’t be helpful? Neatoshop just released this awesome tentacle doorstop, which… is a doorstop. It stops doors. I really can’t explain it better than that. It’s functional, creepy, hand-painted, and available for a mere $20 right here. And there’s only a 1-in-212 chance that it will cease stopping the door and instead pull you into a dark dimension of eternal horrors and suffering beyond imagining. What a deal!