So, Which Pokemon Would You Have Sex With?
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I think this guy, Chris Sanders, is kidding when he rates the ten sexiest Pokemon. I hope he is. But the damnedest thing is that I’m really not so sure, because he commits like a mofo to the topic.
Is it because he’s a good actor, or that my standards for humanity have dropped in the past year? If not one of those two, I have to believe he really does want to Squirtle with his chinpoko, mon.
If the image above isn’t enough for you, keep going for the video…
About that last line, Chris: who are you to tell us not to write fan fiction? When you just gave us ten great ideas involving your good self, even?
via Chris Sanders
About The Author
Luke Y. Thompson has been writing professionally about movies and pop-culture since 1999, and has also been an actor in some extremely cheap culty and horror movies you will probably never hear much about (he is nonetheless mostly proud of them, as he met his wife on one). As editor of The Robot's Voice since 2012, he can take the blame for the majority of the site's content, all of which he creates because he loves you very, very much. (Although he loves nachos more. Sorry.) Prior to TRV, Luke wrote for publications that include the New Times LA, Los Angeles CityBeat, E! Online, OC Weekly, Geekweek, GeekChicDaily, The L.A. Times, The Village Voice, LA Weekly, and Nerdist