I’m not sure how good a video game Soul Fjord will actually be – I mean, the graphics look pretty basic and it’s exclusive to the freakin’ Ouya, which nobody owns. But still: it’s about an undead, Shaft-like soul bro in Viking gear laying waste to Norse mythology. Sort of like what paranoid racists imagine Idris Elba does in the Thor films.
If Loki really is as pansexual as people say, this hero might not even need any weapons other than the one in his pants. Just sayin’.