When She Hears Pink Pepsi Exists, My Wife Will Make Me Go to Japan


You can say all you want about sexism and marketing and double-standards and all that, and make a lot of sense. But your logic is undone in my house whenever the words “It’s pink and it’s cute” are uttered as justification for any and everything.

And now Japan has made Pepsi pink and cute. Pepsi!

Okay, so you don’t have to actually go to Japan to get it – Jbox has the strawberry-milk flavored beverage in stock for $3.50. But don’t tell my wife that; I want to get a trip to Japan out of the deal.